U.S. agressive foreign policy the result of Rice’s sublimated sexual desire
I happened upon this Pravda article today thanks to a Salon piece. Both are worth a read, though the Pravda article, which discusses Condi Rice’s recent strongarm tactics regarding the Ukranian Gazprom shenanigans, is by far the more hilarious. Highlights:
Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.
Such women are very rough [try this link! Completely wacky! -P]. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: “Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!
The conclusion:
Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.
I should mention in the interest of fairness that the article is reporting the opinion of Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky, not, say, that of the Kremlin. Well, at least on record. One need only think of the whole Pope Benedict-Emperor Paleologus kerfuffle to realize that quotational distancing doesn’t fool anyone.
